The 392-page textbook, which will be in use in the Bay Area school district, is called “Your Health Today.” (And some totally unrelated sexually depraved things that we need to push because we know better than you puritanical parents trying to raise your children not to be slut puppies) It is rarely assigned to 9th graders and it is not used in any other California school districts. Instead, it is most frequently used by professors in college-level health classes, the San Francisco Chronicle reports.
The semester-long course in which the textbook will be used is a required course for graduation. (You know, because, what's a kid to do when he comes across a bondage type situation and they don't know what to do. They need to know this if we want our children to become successful slut puppies...come on...get with the program)
In addition to the bondage information, Fremont high school freshmen get to see detailed illustrations of female and male sexual organs in different phases of arousal. Those phases are “excitement,” “plateau,” “orgasm” and “resolution.” (Plateau??? Resolution??? Isn't that self-explanatory and if not, haven't you guys failed as actual educators?)
The book also contains guidelines for using Internet dating sites (WTF??? REALLY??? INTERNET DATING SITES??? WE NEED TO EDUCATE OUT HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS ABOUT INTERNET DATING SITES BECAUSE WHY??? NO SERIOUSLY I WANT TO KNOW WHY???), information concerning masturbation and explanations of the major sexual positions (I get it now, I see why the state of public education is in shambles. YOU GUYS AREN'T EDUCATING, YOU ARE INDOCTRINATING). Other sections are devoted to gay marriage and e-cigarettes ( E-CIGS???REALLY??? I'M QUITE SURE MOST HIGH SCHOOLERS COULD TEACH YOU GUYS SOME THINGS ABOUT E- CIGS BUT BY ALL MEANS...LET'S CONTINUE). Lady Gaga, actors from the “Harry Potter” movies and rapper Rick Ross also make cameos in the academic tome. (What is this slut puppies of the world unite?)
School officials have defended their decision to utilize the textbook by saying that 14-year-old kids need to know about sex, bondage and orgasms well before they reach college. (School officials are waaaaay smarter than we little people, that's why we pay them to pollute young minds and turn them into future slut puppies)
“We really want them to have a safe place to get facts about their bodies (Do you actually pay attention to what you are saying because you can't possibly think what you are saying is right. "A safe place to get the facts about bondage, masturbation, & vibrators? Meaning if they don't learn about this stuff in a safe place they will learn about it in an unsafe place?) and how to handle things and how they need to be mature to deal with these things,” Fremont Unified School District board president Lara Calvert-York told the Chronicle. (Lara Calvert-York is sooooo much smarter and elite then you backwoods values driven families who don't want their students to turn into slut puppies)
Impressed school district health teachers unanimously chose the textbook for their 2,400 ninth-grade charges. The school board narrowly voted 3-2 to adopt it.
Michele Hartmangruber, who works at a Fremont high school, heartily endorsed the book’s raunchy contents.
“I want to let everyone know, if you think sex isn’t happening with your freshmen (HAHAHAHA OF COURSE THEY ARE, YOU GUYS ARE ENCOURAGING & TELLING THEM WE KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT SO TAKE THESE CONDOMS WITH YOU WHEN YOU DO IT), you need to take your blinders off (WE DON'T HAVE BLINDERS ON AND YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SMUG ATTITUDE AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE, I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOME LITERATURE THAT DEALS WITH THAT),” she said at a June school board meeting. “It’s happening, and it’s happening in the corners, in the bathrooms, in the cars, in the parks and even on the 50-yard line in front of everyone.” (WHAT KIND OF SCAM ARE YOU GUYS RUNNING? You can thank yourself for that. Our culture, TV, music, movies, rap, & public education are all encouraging them to do what they have no control over, you know, because we can't possible contain our sexual urges. Why is IT that humans who have base natural urges like wanting things others have or wanting to open a can of woopass on some stupid slut puppy indoctrinating educators CAN BE SUPPRESSED , we contain those urges, because we are civilized human beings but when it comes to containing sexual urges well oh no we can't possible expect that teenagers can resist those urges. SHEESH! We certainly can't expect them to contain themselves being taught by the likes of you.)