http://rockytoppolitics.com/2014/08/25/rtp-outed/
Boy, those T.E.A. union leaders are SO smart!
Chief Inspector Jackman
Montgomery County union president, Becky Jackman,was holding court in Clarksville the other day, regaling everyone with her insider’s knowledge of the “real” puppet masters behind RTP. Naturally, the folks here at RTP were trembling with trepidation that our dark, horrible secret was finally being exposed. According to Miss Becky, the real funders behind RTP was — wait for it — the Koch Brothers (gasp)! BJ said she was at a meeting with other high union muckety-mucks and they were all talking about it.
Okay, you got us. The game is up. Your detective abilities are astounding. It’s true — all true! We make a full and total confession! RTP is totally funded by the Koch Brothers. Every dime, every inch of our pockets are lined with their money. We are their bitches.
What’s more, we can also now reveal that one of the RTP team members is also the love child of one of the Koch brothers, born of an affair one of them had in college with a coed who was unfortunately not a true libertarian and who was un-pure in thought and, apparently, deed. To prove it, we are releasing a photo of that team member taken when they were a baby. Do you see the resemblance? It’s a little blurry, but it sure looks like David Koch to us. Good job, T.E.A.!
Boy, those T.E.A. union leaders are SO smart!
Chief Inspector Jackman
Montgomery County union president, Becky Jackman,was holding court in Clarksville the other day, regaling everyone with her insider’s knowledge of the “real” puppet masters behind RTP. Naturally, the folks here at RTP were trembling with trepidation that our dark, horrible secret was finally being exposed. According to Miss Becky, the real funders behind RTP was — wait for it — the Koch Brothers (gasp)! BJ said she was at a meeting with other high union muckety-mucks and they were all talking about it.
Okay, you got us. The game is up. Your detective abilities are astounding. It’s true — all true! We make a full and total confession! RTP is totally funded by the Koch Brothers. Every dime, every inch of our pockets are lined with their money. We are their bitches.
What’s more, we can also now reveal that one of the RTP team members is also the love child of one of the Koch brothers, born of an affair one of them had in college with a coed who was unfortunately not a true libertarian and who was un-pure in thought and, apparently, deed. To prove it, we are releasing a photo of that team member taken when they were a baby. Do you see the resemblance? It’s a little blurry, but it sure looks like David Koch to us. Good job, T.E.A.!
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