Hahahahaha...you couldn't make this stiff up if you tried but you could pay for it...and you are...
http://bit.ly/XBHBfy
The government could have just played the South Park Episode with Al Gore and the search for Man Bear Pig and it would have been a lot cheaper, a lot more enjoyable and probably would have made more sense than a stupid play about a problem that doesn't exist...like Man Bear Pig...