"Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!"
Larry "Let's pluck 'im and see if he's ripe!"
Larry and Curly "For duty and humanity!"
Larry "We graduated with the highest temperatures in our class."
Del Henderson & Curly "What did you do for patient in 72?"
"Nothing! What'd he ever do for us!"
Billy Gilbert "Look!... Great big, giant, green canaries!!!"
Ruth Hiatt & Larry "Should I give him sodium amytal?"
"Nah, give 'im a Coca-Cola."
Bud Jamison & Little Billy Rhodes "She's in a coma."
"I am not... I'm in a bed."
Larry Curly & Bobby Callahan"What is it, heads or tails?" "Gnug!" "What?" "Gnug!" "Is that it?" "Coitainly!"
Larry Little Billy Rhodes & Curly "How old are you?" "I'm 35." "Nah, you couldn't get that fresh in 35 years."